Things I’ve Heard Since I Installed Steam

  1. “Wait, are you a boy or a girl?”
  2. “Don’t you know you need at least 5 Pyros on your team in order to win?”
  3. “Louis is so fucking stupid. Okay, that’s it. Let’s kill him.”
  4. “Bonk!”
  5. “I’m popping this uber and I don’t care who sees it!”
  6. “Put some balls in your mouth. Please.”
  7. “I’ve put in more time into games these past two weeks than I have my full-time job.”
  8. “Dude, dude, listen to me. I’m an expert at video games. I work at Gamestop.”
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