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Okay, so if you don’t know what a faghag is, Urban Dictionary defines it as:

1. A woman, usu. heterosexual, who likes to be in the company of homosexual men, and/or is attracted primarily to gay men at the expense of heterosexual ones.

I am a faghag. I love hanging out with gay men. We connect better, they help me pick out clothes, and I can watch reality TV and I won’t get made fun of. And they can totally help me pick out boyfriends. (Even though my better, gay half failed to do that the last two times.) And right now, I’m trying to round up a group of Gays to hang out with Charles and I since, like Kathy Griffin, I need a group of The Gays.

I’ve compiled a list of rules that the faghag should live by. These are the rules you claim to own, breathe, eat, sleep with - whatever your normal morals are - when you are declared a “faghag.” Let’s begin. (By the way, you always capital Gays as a group. It is known.)

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